Today’s Bizzaro cartoon is a funeral Death Cartoon titled “Death of A Salesman.” As a eulogy, a bald-headed man in a suit and tie stands in front of the casket and speaks with a pointer aimed at a bar chart showing gains. He’s saying, “… and in the 4th quarter of 1992, he exceeded projections by 13%…”
Please people, let’s live our lives so when someone gives a eulogy about who we were and what we did, they have something to talk about other than sales figures. (Note the ribbon on the floral arrangement that says, “Sorry, Dude”)